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[webmaster]

All I know is ONE Of them is going bald. I just assumed it was ES....

[Mark Fournier]

I think that what Connie and ES are doing here is very vital to the country, and am just exploring different avenues of keeping this afloat without causing ES to go bald and Connie to go grey.

ES is going bald?

NO!!! ES IS NOT GOING BALD!!!

Connie cuts my hair now and she cuts it short. Baldness has nothing to do with it.

As far as the colour of my hair, it has changed due to a thinning of the ozone layer. My hair used to be red but the sun shines in the window behind me as I type on my laptop and it has changed the colour of my hair. In the old days the sun used to bleach my hair blond, but the increased UV rays these days are causing the sun to turn my hair a lighter colour than blond.

Connie, being of course a woman and not sitting directly in the sun as I do, does not manifest these colour changes. As a matter of fact, she often goes to a hairstylist to prove to me that she doesn't have grey hair.

I'm convinced.

[webmaster]

Connie, being of course a woman and not sitting directly in the sun as I do, does not manifest these colour changes. As a matter of fact, she often goes to a hairstylist to prove to me that she doesn't have grey hair.

Even a dumb post pounder like me knows not to touch that one.

[Connie Fournier]

Connie, being of course a woman and not sitting directly in the sun as I do, does not manifest these colour changes. As a matter of fact, she often goes to a hairstylist to prove to me that she doesn't have grey hair.

Why, I oughtta....

[Mark Fournier]

Even a dumb post pounder like me knows not to touch that one.

It's been a while since I've watched the extended versions of "The Fellowship of the Ring", "The Two Towers", and "The Return of the King". From Connie's post above, it appears I'll be watching them all tonight.

In the livingroom.

[webmaster]

Sorry, ES. My fault.

[Mark Fournier]

:lol:

Sorry, ES. My fault.

Mine, for not being as smart as a post pounder.

I think I need advice on handling women from the men at FD. Come on you smooth-operating guys, get me out of this mess.

[HeywoodFloyd]

Heat up three handtowels and a container of massage oil in a steamer or crockpot. They should be good and hot and steamy.

Rub her feet down with the first towel. Then a hot oil footrub. Wipe her feet down with the second handtowel.

The third one is for her face. Wrap her face with it while you are working on her feet. She will not know what you're doing next so the whole thing will be a constant surprise.

[Mark Fournier]

Heat up three handtowels and a container of massage oil in a steamer or crockpot. They should be good and hot and steamy.

Rub her feet down with the first towel. Then a hot oil footrub. Wipe her feet down with the second handtowel.

The third one is for her face. Wrap her face with it while you are working on her feet. She will not know what you're doing next so the whole thing will be a constant surprise.

I'm sure that would work, and the goil would love it, but I was thinking more along the lines of a typical male one-liner that would save my bacon.

C'mon you guys. You must have some really smooth one-liners that have saved you with the missus. Remember that time you forgot your anniversary? The line about being kidnapped by aliens had to have worked.

I need a good one.

If one of you guys come up with a butt-saver for me, I will delete it as soon as I read it and deliver it.

[webmaster]

C'mon you guys. You must have some really smooth one-liners that have saved you with the missus. Remember that time you forgot your anniversary? The line about being kidnapped by aliens had to have worked.

I just asked the missus which one of my lines would be the best fitting one here and she said, and I quote:

"Dear, I love you, but someone has to be honest with you. You are neither smooth nor suave, and have never had a line that worked. Now go check the cows."